Hey Girl, It's Paul Ryan

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. From our friends at...

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:12:28 -0400

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. From our friends at ATR.

You know in your heart it’s true.

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 11:32:33 -0400

You know in your heart it’s true.

This picture is worth a thousand individual mandates.

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 09:38:09 -0400

This picture is worth a thousand individual mandates.

He only wants to study you, girl.

Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:40:39 -0400

He only wants to study you, girl.

If there’s one thing for sure this Thursday…

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 10:41:15 -0400

If there’s one thing for sure this Thursday…

He’s not even exaggerating, girl.

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 12:04:52 -0400

He’s not even exaggerating, girl.

Boom.

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 13:56:22 -0400

Boom.

Photo

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 09:14:12 -0400

Photo

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 09:07:25 -0400

He only has eyes for you, girl.

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 10:06:49 -0400

He only has eyes for you, girl.

Tonight, Paul Ryan will accept the nomination for GOP Vice...

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:49:21 -0400

Tonight, Paul Ryan will accept the nomination for GOP Vice Presidential candidate, and at least part of the Hey Girl, It’s Paul Ryan team of lovely ladies will be there, in person, to witness his shining moment. We can’t wait!

In the event you would like to talk to us, HGIPR will have press availability through the convention. I mean, did you expect us to miss this?

Hi, I made this?

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:37:16 -0400

Hi, I made this?

Photo

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:36:51 -0400

He’s got a huge brain, girl.

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 12:39:28 -0400

He’s got a huge brain, girl.

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz just can’t satisfy my needs,...

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 11:51:10 -0400

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz just can’t satisfy my needs, girl.

Don’t deny it, girl.

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 09:11:35 -0400

Don’t deny it, girl.

An Open Letter to Janna Ryan

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 15:21:00 -0400

Dear Princess Kate Of Wisconsin,

First off—we love your look. I mean really, you’re just cute as a button.

If we’re being honest (and we are), most of us are totally jealous that you’re married to the hottest man on the hill. But we’re not a bunch of haters! We can all be friends if you’ll just do one, tiny little thing for us.

Don’t be selfish, girl.

We know what you’ve got.

We appreciate you sharing your husband with America—his economic wisdom and unwavering leadership make us weak in the knees. We know you and your family could have a quiet, private life in Wisconsin petting cows and eating cheese, but your husband selflessly serves this country to the best of his ability to leave a better America for your children and ours.

Trust me, your sacrifice has not been overlooked.

But let’s get real for a moment, Janna: You’re holding back.

You’ve got the before and after P90X pictures. We know you do.

Are you really going to let America think that dated shirtless picture TMZ broke is the best you can do?

With so much at stake this November, are you really going to leave everything to the imagination of the American people?

Come on.

Don’t do it for us. Do it for your country.

Love,

The Hey Girl, It’s Paul Ryan Girls (And All Women Of America If We’re Being Real)

Submitted by Liz!

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 10:49:43 -0400

Submitted by Liz!

It cracks me up when artists get all indignant to hear people...

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 16:27:00 -0400

It cracks me up when artists get all indignant to hear people they disagree with like their stuff.

Thanks, Brad!

Paul Ryan’s mom (who went back to school and started a...

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 14:31:40 -0400

Paul Ryan’s mom (who went back to school and started a small business after the death of her husband) lives in Florida and—just like my grandparents in Florida—loves Medicare.

Let’s make Medicare sustainable for future generations instead of using it as an Obamacare piggy bank, shall we?